Also...we should probably ban philosophers that disagree with us, right? I mean we already have it figured out, so that can only cause problems."
the problem with maximal happiness is that it's lame as shit
Although Sartre was obviously in bad faith when he said that Nietzsche has a terrible mustache, because come on.
Dungeons & Dragons & Philosophers V: The Battle of Five Philosophers
And that was the day that Utilitarians, Objectivists, Communists, and Egoists all united as one: to kill Nietzsche. And also they told him that their group was really hardcore and didn't allow re-rolling characters, so once you died you had to wait outside and not talk.