Dead Philosopher in Heaven
God: "But actually Pokémon isn't stupid, and is a great meaning of life." Philosopher: "Uh, is there like...another God I can talk to?" God: "Zeus I guess, but he likes Pokémon even more than me."
"God, get in here! He thinks that you are necessarily good!" "What!? No way, I've got to see this."
Schopenhauer was chosen only because he's just really got that mad scientist look. I think it's the hair
Maimonides on the Nature of God
God has no extension...if you know what I mean