A Day in the Life of Arthur Schopenhauer
Yes, life is suffering, but look on the bright side: it is short.
"Am I addicted to pushing people down the stairs? Well, that all depends, define 'stairs'."
Nietzsche said: "if someone cannot cope with his 'psychic suffering', this does not stem from his psyche, to speak crudely; more probably from his stomach", and sometimes I feel like he was talking about Schopenhauer.
Contemplations on Eternity
"How can I cure my anxiety about death?" "Do you mean...aside from dying or...?"
Serious historical question though, no joke: did Hegel have groupies?
Schopenhauer and Buddha
Premise: desire leads to suffering. Conclusion: we have to get revenge on Hegel.
Schopenhauer at the Market
Paper or plastic? PAPER OR PLASTIC you ask me?! Paper is fine.
The Beautiful and the Sublime
There are three main aesthetic categories: the beautiful, the sublime, and really good sandwiches.
Oh yeah? You think you love wisdom? Name your top five really wise things.
The Death of Schopenhauer
Stupid God, giving us eternal paradise. Who put this asshole in charge anyway?
I bet Hegel doesn't even have a very good poodle!
Dungeons and Dragons and Philosophers VI: The Angsty Dragon of Angst
It's better to not even begin playing D&D than it is to play as a Bard.
Sorry! And the Nature of Suffering
It is better to not even begin playing the game, as it will only lead to suffering and misery. Plus, last time I played Hegel ended up winning, even though he totally didn't deserve it.
Schopenhauer was chosen only because he's just really got that mad scientist look. I think it's the hair
Schopenhauer and Hegel
Plus this one time, Schopenhauer was waiting to get into this club for like an hour, and then the bouncer just let Hegel right in, skipping the line. It turned out to be a stupid club anyway because all the girls just wanted to talk to Hegel.